IMF adds Bitcoin to the books 📘

What we’ll cover today:

🔢 IMF finally adds Bitcoin, ETH & stablecoins to global accounting rules

🐋 Strategy (aka MicroStrategy) now owns over 506,000 BTC

💸 dYdX launches token buybacks, price jumps 7%

🧠 Plus: Quick polls, spicy takes & simple breakdowns

1. IMF Finally Counts Bitcoin! 📊

The International Monetary Fund (IMF) just dropped a big update! With help from 160+ countries, it now officially includes Bitcoin, Ethereum, and even NFTs in global accounting rules.

🚨Breaking News:
IMF’s new rulebook (BPM7) classifies crypto like Bitcoin as assets, finally standardizing how they’re tracked across borders.

⚡Wire Simplified –

• Bitcoin is now seen like land or spectrum—non-produced, non-financial assets.

• Ethereum and smart tokens can be classified as equity if yield/governance is involved.

• Stablecoins are treated like traditional debt since they're backed by reserves.

• Staking and mining rewards are now counted as exportable digital services or investment income.

• Countries like El Salvador and the U.S. now officially report their Bitcoin holdings under this framework.

✔️Straight to the Point:
IMF didn’t make Bitcoin legal tender, but it's now counted like gold or land. Accounting just went full crypto.

FROM OUR FOUNDER…

The Smartest Way to Grow Your Newsletter 🚀

Tired of low-quality subs and wasted ad spend? I’ve scaled AI, fintech, SaaS, and multiple niche specific newsletters with real, engaged and high intent subscribers. Would love to do the same for you!

✅ 50%+ open rates—no bots, no junk leads.
✅ No ad management fees—just pay per engaged subscriber.
✅ First-party data & proprietary methods ensure quality.
✅ Risk-free scaling—we’ve built and grown newsletters ourselves.

📩 Want high-intent subscribers that actually engage? Let’s talk.

2. Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin Appetite Has No Chill 🐋

Michael Saylor’s company, Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy), has gobbled up more Bitcoin—adding another 6,911 BTC to their treasure chest.

🚨Breaking News:
Strategy now holds over 506,000 BTC worth $33.7B, making it the largest corporate holder with over 2.3% of all BTC in circulation.

⚡Wire Simplified –

• Strategy bought 6,911 BTC for $584.1M in March.

• Their total stash: 506,137 BTC—more than some countries!

• Yield this year alone is 7.7%.

• They're planning to raise $21B through stock sales to buy even more BTC.

• Basically, Saylor is all-in on Bitcoin like it’s digital real estate.

✔️Straight to the Point:
Michael Saylor’s strategy? Simple. Buy Bitcoin. Then buy more. He’s stacking harder than your grandma’s Tupperware.

3. dYdX Kicks Off Buyback—Token Pumps 7%! 🔥

The dYdX decentralized exchange just launched its first-ever monthly token buyback to support DYDX holders and boost confidence.

🚨Breaking News:
DYDX token jumped 7% after dYdX said it will use 25% of protocol fees to buy and stake its own tokens.

⚡Wire Simplified –

• 25% of net fees now go to buybacks (buying DYDX off the market).

• Bought tokens get staked to secure the network.

• Other revenue splits: 10% to Treasury, 25% MegaVault, 40% Staking Rewards.

• Community may vote to raise buyback percentage over time.

• This aligns incentives, boosts price, and keeps the network strong.

✔️Straight to the Point:
dYdX is putting its money where its token is—literally. Buybacks might just be crypto’s version of love language.