Strategy’s 10% Bitcoin yield

What we’ll cover today:

💰 Strategy’s STRD: yield magic or sketchy play?

🌐 Huma joins GDN to make stablecoins boring (in a good way)

📉 Jobs data tanks, but the markets don’t blink

Stablecoins Just Got a Power Boost 💸

Huma (a fintech) is teaming up with big crypto names like Robinhood and Kraken by joining the Global Dollar Network (GDN) to make stablecoins more useful in real-world payments.

🚨 Breaking News:
Huma joins Paxos-led GDN to push stablecoin USDG as the new backbone for fast, global, real-time money movement.

⚡ Wire Simplified:

• GDN includes Robinhood, Worldpay, and Kraken—all now stablecoin squadmates.

• USDG is Paxos’s dollar-backed stablecoin, built for speed and scale on Solana.

• Huma’s network already moved $4.5B—now they want a chunk of the $30T global market.

• Members in GDN get paid for minting, holding, and using USDG (yes, free money vibes).

• Regulatory clarity from Singapore makes USDG one of the more “legit” stablecoins.

✔️ Straight to the Point:
Huma’s joining a supergroup of fintechs betting big on USDG to make stablecoins less crypto-bro and more daily-life useful.

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Strategy’s New Bitcoin Yield Stock Has ‘Ponzi Vibes’? 🧠

Strategy (aka the artist formerly known as MicroStrategy) just dropped a new stock called Stride (STRD) that lets you earn 10% from Bitcoin… without touching Bitcoin.

🚨 Breaking News:
STRD offers 10% yield and no voting rights—critics think it’s a red flag, fans call it genius capital engineering.

⚡ Wire Simplified:

• STRD joins Strike and Strife in Strategy’s “Bitcoin engine” playbook.

• STRD gives 10% returns, but only if the board says so.

• Critics say this screams “desperate cash grab”—maybe even “Ponzi-ish.”

• Supporters say: no dilution, no obligation = Saylor wins again.

• At $100K BTC, Strategy’s $8B debt doesn’t seem scary (yet).

✔️ Straight to the Point:
Some say it’s brilliance, others smell smoke. Either way, STRD is Strategy’s bold bet to fund more BTC—without selling or giving up control.

Weak Jobs Data, But Stocks Still Climb 📈

Markets are up even though the job market looks kinda… meh. ADP’s latest numbers disappointed, but Dow, S&P, and Nasdaq still rose.

🚨 Breaking News:
Private sector jobs grew by just 37K in May—way below expectations—but stocks are still pushing forward.

⚡ Wire Simplified:

• Dow up 95 points, S&P and Nasdaq inch higher.

• ADP expected 110K new jobs, got only 37K. Ouch.

• Weak jobs = nervous investors, but not full panic (yet).

• All eyes now on Friday’s non-farm payrolls data.

• Bitcoin chilling above $105K, gold also stable.

✔️ Straight to the Point:
Despite weak job growth, markets are holding their breath. Investors are hoping this is just a blip—not a full-on storm.